We no longer have to refer to the 2015 Star Wars movie as an "upcoming sequel" or "next Star Wars film" or even "Star Wars: Episode VII," because it now has a title. On Thursday, the official Star Wars Twitter account announced that the film's title is: Star Wars: The Force Awakens:
Because Star Wars fans are almost never pleased (and not without reason), they are mocking the title of the new movie (and not without reason). Lucasfilm doesn't care. This is still going to make so much money.
I guess my title of "Star Wars: Disappointing To Anyone Over 14" was passed on.— Jay Kogen (@JayKogen) November 6, 2014
Star Wars: I Really Don't Know Who Any Of These New People Are And I Just Don't Care. Where's Princess Leia? #StarWarsMidlifeCrisis— Oliver Willis (@owillis) November 6, 2014
Star Wars Episode MCLXIII: The Heat Death of the Universe— Hayes Brown (@HayesBrown) November 6, 2014