It is the weekend and, thus, time to appreciate things on the internet. One of these things, as the Vox culture team has found, is air horn versions of songs. Top 40, classical, 80s, whatever sound salad Avicii is paid millions to produce — all your favorite songs sound better when played in air horn (or, more accurately, MIDI "sound fonts" that allow online composers to redub any song in the sound of an air horn).
Because the internet is a magical place, there are people — wonderful people — producing these airhornified versions of songs. Here are some of our favorites, along with the perfect places to play them:
Beethoven's Symphony No. 5
Perfect for: Funerals.
Let it Go
Perfect for: Romance
Perfect for: Convertibles. Divorce.
The Jeopardy Theme:
Perfect for: Meditating
Perfect for: Herding cats
Perfect for: Walking into the ocean