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“A great day for 30 percent of America”: SNL takes on Trump’s acquittal in its cold open

Beck Bennett’s Mitch McConnell tells us how he really feels about Trump.

Saturday Night Live’s cold open for February 13, featuring Alex Moffat as Tucker Carlson, Kate McKinnon as Lindsey Graham, Aidy Bryant as Ted Cruz, and Beck Bennett as Mitch McConnell.

With a montage of people saying “fight” only slightly more ridiculous than the version actually presented by former President Donald Trump’s defense team, Saturday Night Live returned this weekend with a cold open tackling Trump’s second impeachment trial.

The skit opened with Alex Moffat as Fox News host Tucker Carlson, who compares himself to a “human White Claw” and announces he’ll open his show with “a loose collection of scaremongering non sequiturs.”

“Is AOC hiding in your house right now?” Moffat asks. “Wouldn’t put it past her.”

Then the show welcomes “65-year-old teacher’s pet Sen. Lindsey Graham,” played by Kate McKinnon, to discuss Trump’s 57-43 acquittal on charges of inciting insurrection.

The impeachment trial concluded Saturday with 57 guilty votes — the most bipartisan verdict in history — but fell short of the two-thirds majority that would have been necessary to convict Trump, something celebrated by McKinnon’s Graham.

“It’s a great day for 30 percent of America,” McKinnon says in the skit, dancing on camera. “The trial is over and now we can move past this and focus on the serious issues, that’s locking up Hillary and freeing beautiful Britney Spears.”

McKinnon also goes to bat for Trump — telling Moffat, “He is smart. He is nice. He’s in shape ... last fall he died of Covid and didn’t even tell nobody” — before pulling Graham’s Senate colleague Ted Cruz into frame to join the interview.

Cruz, played by Aidy Bryant, is identified onscreen by a chyron describing her as “Sen. Ted Cruz; Trump said ‘wife ugly.’”

“I think she’s beautiful,” Bryant says in response to the description, “but since Trump is the boss, sorry, honey, ya busted.”

In 2016, Trump repeatedly attacked Cruz’s wife, Heidi, while both Cruz and Trump were still candidates for the Republican presidential nomination.

Moffat’s Carlson also rolled the tape from SNL’s take on the impeachment trial, featuring Mikey Day and Pete Davidson as Trump lawyers Bruce Castor and Michael van der Veen, respectively.

The skit needled several real-world stumbles by the pair, including Castor’s accidentally mislabeling himself as the “lead prosecutor” during the course of his odd, meandering arguments; and van der Veen’s threat to depose Vice President Kamala Harris in person, which resulted in the real Senate very literally laughing at him.

“If they insist on witnesses,” Davidson declares, “I’m going to call some of my own. Like Vice President Kahlua Harris, Anya Pressley, and Ilhan Omaha. Now, did I mispronounce the names of all these women of color on purpose, or out of ignorance? You’ll never know.”

Davidson also presents a supercut of people saying “fight” to the jury that’s mercifully shorter than the real-world version (which clocked in at more than 11 minutes and almost 240 uses of the word “fight”).

The SNL version of the clip included not just Democratic politicians, but also Lady Gaga, Brad Pitt’s character from the movie Fight Club, and Star Wars’ Jar Jar Binks.

“Well said, Jar Jar,” Davidson concludes in the skit. “Meesa rest my case.”

The final segment of the cold open lampooned Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell — whom Moffat still refers to as “majority leader” — and his flimsy justification for voting to acquit Trump.

“Everyone knows you cannot impeach a former president,” Beck Bennett, playing McConnell, says. “That’s why we should have impeached him before, back when I said we couldn’t.”

Bennett also tears into Trump in a reasonable approximation of the real-world McConnell’s floor speech after Trump’s Saturday acquittal.

“I think he’s guilty as hell and the worst person I ever met and I hope every city, county, and state locks his ass up,” Bennett says before Moffat steers the segment into an “ad break.”

“We will be back right after this ad for senior emergency buttons,” he says, “but first: Live. from New York, it’s Saturday night!”