Republican presidential candidate Mike Huckabee — who is in fact still running for president — released a parody video on Wednesday.
Titled "Hello, Huck," it's supposed to be a parody of Adele's "Hello." Here are some of the notable lines from the song:
- Total pandering: "Hello, Sioux City. Your Woodbury County Supper Club has quite a cute baby. Try the pork chops, baked beans. Just as good as Pizza Ranch and Le Mars ice cream."
- Insightful political commentary: "If Bernie wins I'm going to die."
- A dig at Hillary Clinton: "There's just no difference between Obama and Hillary."
- A compliment for Iowans, followed by an insult: "Iowans are not for sale. They're stubborn and picky."
But perhaps the most pertinent line in the video, in reference to the presidential race: "This crazy circus, it's gone cuckoo-ca-choo."
Yes, that's exactly right.