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Just in time for this weekend's release of Fifty Shades of Grey, the internet has invented a meme based on the trailer.
(First, some background, in case you don't know anything about the book: The plot is your basic "girl meets boy who's into S&M, and he teaches her how to be kinky" story.)
In the trailer, we see the moment Christian Grey reveals his bondage room to the young, innocent Ana. "I don't do romance," he tells her. "My tastes are very … singular. You wouldn't understand."
"Enlighten me, then," Ana replies.
-My desires are....unconventional -So show me... pic.twitter.com/89T1By2WZP
— Christian Grey (@thekristiangray) February 10, 2015
The punchline is the thing that Grey shows Ana. In the book/film, he shows her his S&M room. In the meme, that idea is turned into a joke, with Grey showing his partner unconventional ideas of a different variety.
For example:
"I don't do romance. My desires are unconventional." "So show me." *Leads to secret door & opens it* #50shadesofBrony pic.twitter.com/tGDSAUcXz9
— emily in snippets (@emilyinsnippets) July 31, 2014
Get it? It's funny because, like, My Little Ponies aren't kinky most of the time.
Here are a few more examples:
So show me ...
— InfoSec Taylor Swift (@SwiftOnSecurity) February 10, 2015
So show me ...
My desires are unconventional tiddley pom pic.twitter.com/1q95NPxCJJ
— History Scientist (@historyscientis) February 9, 2015
So show me ...
My desires are... unconventional pic.twitter.com/BVE8BhyzSg
— Matt Dombrowski (@MatDombrowski) August 7, 2014
So show me ...
@FanSince09 pic.twitter.com/A74khqVMvu
— Ian Riccaboni (@IanRiccaboni) February 10, 2015
So show me ...
"My desires are… unconventional." pic.twitter.com/d8EfzrhBTe
— John Lacey (@JohnLacey) February 10, 2015
Most of them kind of make sense. But some of them — well:
My desires are.... unconventional pic.twitter.com/LUJuWad2NV
— #NoFuckFebruary (@Human_Error69) February 10, 2015
Fifty Shades of Grey is out in theaters February 13.