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Amazon Celebrates a Holiday for Prime, Amazon Original Series, and Amazon Devices

Amazon’s 21st holiday was a for Amazon Prime, Amazon Original Series and Amazon devices. More than members worldwide joined Prime during the third week of December, bringing growth to the membership program which offers unlimited Free Two-Day shipping, Free Same-Day Delivery, free two-hour delivery via Prime Now in more than 20 metro areas, and unlimited access to tens of thousands of movies and TV episodes.

Prime members made “The Man in the High Castle” the most-watched TV season on this holiday by and doubled their total viewing hours of Prime Video titles, compared to 2014. This holiday was also for Amazon devices, doubling last year’s shopping season with millions of devices sold. Among Amazon devices, the all-new was the No. 1 best-selling, most gifted and most wished-for product across the millions of items available on Amazon.com since its introduction .

“This was another great holiday season to be a , and we welcomed three million new members in the third week of December alone,” said Jeff Bezos, founder and CEO of Amazon.com. “Over 200 million more items shipped for free with Prime this holiday, and members doubled their of Prime Video compared to last year with the Amazon Original Series “The Man in the High Castle” leading the way as the most-watched TV season ever on . On behalf of Amazon employees , we wish everyone happy holidays and the very best for the coming year (.)”

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This article originally appeared on Recode.net.

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