Because the release of Star Wars: Episode VII — The Force Awakens is such a special occasion, the team at BLR assembled an all-star cast to give the franchise the Bad Lip Reading treatment it deserves. Jack Black, Maya Rudolph, and Bill Hader all lend their voices to the cause.
The clip reveals what Darth Vader texts to Leia, where R2D2 gets his fear of Luke, and that Han Solo apparently likes to hoard fireworks, grilled meat, and monkeys in bottles. It isn't supposed to make sense, but somehow it sort of does. Although that could just be the Star Wars overload talking.