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We like tech news as much as the next geek. But today our staff is off doing its duty as Americans — eating and sleeping and watching games of sportsball.
Thus, we will not be publishing much of anything today, unless Uber raises another $500 billion while simultaneously doing something offensive.
In other words, happy Turkey Day!
This article originally appeared on Recode.net.