fakepalindromes

I have high arches, small ears, and pointy elbows. My staggering nearsightedness is eclipsed only by my hilarious astigmatism. I need copious amounts of caffeine to remain alert, but it's a poor substitute for my much-missed Adderall prescription. Once, someone told me that the inside of my head must look like a Wes Anderson movie. I live in the Northeast with a famous starship captain and two lolcats.