Mattel Recall

Howdy from the dirty south aka Texas. I'm neither hillbilly or ghetto. I am however retarded. I know of many but very few know of me. I prefer to keep a low-profile and I'm very selective with whom I associate with. I have a best friend and I'm not looking to replace her anytime soon. I'm double majoring in college for psychology and criminal justice. I figure since I love to debate and I'm very well spoken, a lawyer isn't too far-fetched of an idea for myself. I'm one of the easiest people to get along with. I've had friends from every scene and clique imagineable and I've loved them all. I love diversity and an open-mind. I'm the girl-next-door type. I'm very emotional but I'm an even better liar. I'm ashamed to cry, so I'm contantly battling myself. I'm very reserved and I know how to put up a front. Many are intimidated by me for reasons unknown. I'm very confident and I'm not afraid to call you on your bullshit. I'm very straight-forward and I'm stubborn as a mule. Critique me all you like. It goes in one ear and out the other. I don't drink or smoke. I'm a bit obsessed with physical beauty and dieting. I'm 5'10" and loving every inch. I'm a sweet girl overall but my being reserved is often mistaken as either narcissism or an inflated ego. I don't bite. I am, however, very sarcastic, so don't take anything I say to heart. Did I mention I'm hilarious?