Dyschordant

I work for a gigantic soul-crushing corporation bent on world-domination. I'm not really allowed to say much about it, other than the benefits are fantastic. Someday I'll teach English Literature at an obscure college and write cryptic novels that only a small group of people will read. I have a girlfriend who is way too hot for me, but she goes out with me anyway (Redhead, glasses, tattoos, piercing... you know, all the good stuff.) My guess would be she likes my morbid sense of humor and those fantastic benefits I mentioned earlier. I'm obsessed with books, comic books, manga, basically anything that tells a good story, grabs my interest. I write, but I don't call myself a writer. I'm into video games, anime, sci-fi/fantasy, and many other geek-filled things. Porn is good. Hentai is alright. I prefer metal and rock 'n' roll. Sometimes I'm in the mood for electronica, old-school R&B. I sing in the car whenever I can, and often spout random quotes or lyrics from popular media. Currently hosting a Graphic Novels group, and post toy news and reviews for "Now you know". Check em out. Anything else, ask.