molls posted thrilling conclusions | 4 days ago
"I fully saw a pregnant woman's vajayjay at BLD once. She was wearing a short dress and kept putting her feet up on her chair and it was like AAAAH!" - Alexis Hyde. Sometimes nature is fucking gross.
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Annie posted It's true. I read every single text. Except the long ones. | Jul 8, 2008
[we're watching a movie and some plot point involves one character listening to another character's voicemail] Me: He's just really lucky she even listens to her voicemail. Him: Yeah... Wait, what? You don't listen to my voicemails?! Me: I was hoping you wouldn't notice I accidentally inferred that....
Melissa posted it's the first of july... | Jul 2, 2008
which means it's about another 3 weeks before my holidays end and i have to go back to uni. noooooooooo =( and it also means that results will be out in about another week or so *shudders*. i'm trying not to think about it because if i do, i'll just worry over it, which basically solves nothing. so...
Stella Bella Hella Um... posted My friends text me while en route to Bermuda on a sweet cruise .. equals I'm Awesome! | Jun 30, 2008
My friend is texting me from his cruise to Bermuda telling me that the piano player is winking at him, so he bought homeboy a drink. He then asked me to Google this guy and asked if they could get married. I told him that he should propose and then ask the captain to officiate. Bermuda’s gotta...
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