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1. I've rediscovered point-and-click games - needed something that wouldn't needlessly abuse my 'z' and 'x' buttons on the keyboard. (thanks shu!) Of course, I still need walkthroughs, but am proud to say that I only need them as the occasional reference? Currently am working through Submachines....
No dear, no one loves me but only me because I don't have a boyfriend still. Not that I'm looking or caring huh! Noooooooooo. Anyway, I have a new picture for my page here (look right dear, look right on this page). The picture looks a bit distorted though but it will stay here for a while until I...
Read Galatians 1:11-24 Can you look back at a point in your life and see a marked change from who you once were? Or, does your life still reflect much of the same things you did several years ago? Maybe you still use foul language or you’re still doing those things you knew you needed to stop...
These may be my new frames after my eye exam tomorrow. They're blue on top, "gunmetal" on the bottom, and they're on sale, sale, sale, which is their big appeal. They're on a "special" right now, which means I get frames, lenses and the whole shebang for $100, instead of paying $100 for frames and...
DARHLINKS! I spruced up my piece on Bama, bling, and boomers, and now it's on HuffPo. You should click it. Maybe one day I can be a big star like Tino here:
One of the best things about being a woman is, we have the birthright to vanity. Unfortunately, due to a hectic work schedule, I've hardly exercised this birthright. Hardly have the time to lie down for a few hours for a spa massage, or an hour for a facial, or even 30 minutes for an express...
OK. I am on my way home and the radio is on and this song by Luke Bryan comes on Country Man. I am reminded somewhat of bullfrogs who get out in the middle of the swamp and announce that they are available and that the size of the balloon under their chin should give all the female frogs in the...
Let's not even acknowledge that I haven't blogged since the Carter administration. Moving on. I.Have you guys read Emily Gould's NYT Mag piece about ejaculating personal psycho-dramas all over the interwebs? It was really good. I suggest all female bloggers who have pounded out sad little diatribes...
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leakproof thermoses will. 3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. 4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument...
"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day. "Mmm hmm." replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?" "Mmm hmm." "Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the...
"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave." - Martin Luther
During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degrees. “But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” remarked one of the trainees. “Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared....
”Health Benefits Of Being Overweight” A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits. Being five to ten pounds overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease,...
I It seems that Marvin Gaye's tune "Make Me Wanna Holla" stays on repeat in my head lately. The economy is certainly in a bind. It's a wonder how my family and I are making it. Today I was hit with a "shock and awe." I mean, I thought I was pretty numb from the way things have been. I just spent...
The Many Names of CHRIST To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is the Life. To the BUILDER He is the Sure Foundation. To the CARPENTER He is the...
"A deceased atheist is a man who is all dressed up with no place to go!"
Former president, Bill Clinton has again made himself the laughingstock of this year’s political campaign. This time by publicly throwing around words like; “scumbag,” “sleazy,” and “slimy” in describing former New York Times writer and current Vanity Fair writer Todd Purdum who...
We know not what tomorrow brings ... Although we plan ahead For only God alone can know ... the pathway we must tread. We cannot know the future ... not one minute nor one hour Each circumstance that we must face ... lay only in His power. It's vital that we live by faith ... from minute unto minute...
"Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately."
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