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This morning: Open door, pick up newspaper, stare at strange ad about baldness featuring a big-headed baby. Huh. Flip paper over. SCORPION! ACK! AWAKE NOW! Scorpion scurries, I juggle paper as to not lose scorpion while keeping it as far from my hands as possible. Run to sink. Shake scorpion into...
No, no no, I didn't have a hot date last night. That's this morning's Scorpion Kill. I knew I'd see another one eventually and this morning my vigilance paid off. It's been a slow summer for scorpions. I think new bug guy is working out really well. I think I'm only up to 9 kills so far? I saw a few...
Have a great 60th birthday, Rudolf!
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wowza - the exploding testicles of the honeybees is the one that stands out for me. dayummm, some days i'm really, really, REALLY thankful to be a human...this is one of those days!
Where do these come from? I mean, really... Today's earworm is "Rock You Like a Hurricane".
Just like an overhyped pay-per-view boxing match, the very first Scorpion Death Match was anticlimatic and over before it began. I got home last night around 10:30 p.m. after a night of high theater - Nearly Naked's "Reefer Madness". It was hilarious, even for a non-toker. Very well done and chock...
There's an email chain going on with my friends who were at my house a few nights ago when I had a captured scorpion in a Tupperware container. Just to jog your memory, Jeff's girlfriend Patricia took it home to see if it could survive being in a freezer. I was saving it to do a Scorpion Death Match...
I'm such a slacker I'll do a post and the RC in one. Efficiency, baby. I slept until near noon yesterday, and would have slept even longer had a friend not called. It's embarrassing to be asked if you were woken up when it's 11:30 a.m. I was really tired, though. Desert Jeff, his girlfriend and a...
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