What Happens When I Get Access To A Scanner
Well, here it is. I'm not going to tag it as offensive, because...jeez. They're boobs. Get used to them
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You'll Never Believe What Happened!
So yesterday, since we weren't meeting up with our friends until 7, we decided to go down to Shinagawa because Cinnamon was in a running mood. She thought it would be a good day to try to race the shinkansen! We got down there pretty early so there wouldn't be too big a crowd, and she jumped down...
REAL Ultimate Power
School locked down after 'ninja' sighted in woods Public schools in Barnegat were locked down briefly after someone reported seeing a ninja running through the woods behind an elementary school.
Ninja by night
As some of you have heard, I cut my left thumb a while ago while slicing a bell pepper (ouch). My nail has a huge gash in it (I'm sure it will fall off) so I've been wearing a series of band-aids. By day I've been using the standard beige band-aids. Boring but certainly useful. After a day of...
Where wayfarers and cell phones go to die.
I don't know if you heard but Central Park got 2 inches of rain this past weekend. More notably it got that much rain during the SummerStage concert I was at. Rendering both my best friend and my cell phones completely water logged and useless. (She has informed me that when I arrive home tonight I...
Writer's Block: The Only True Question:
Pirates or ninjas? View other answers Why not a little of both? The Adventures of Dr. McNinja Yes, I know the question likely is really "Which is better, pirates or ninjas?" It's a question the kids love to ask. Well, obviously, this comic favors ninjas, but hey, it does it with wit and style. Have...
Ninjas Are Better Than Pirates
1) The sole purpose of a pirate is to steal treasure and terrorize the high seas. They want to be feared, but more importantly they want to be rich. Their desire for treasure makes them less ruthless because they'd rather be rich than die. 2) Pirates get scurvy and their peens fall off. 3) "Yarg!"...
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