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Thanks to random Mormon holidays, Utahns get two opportunities to Blow Shit Up™. I was playing around with the long exposure on my digicam with some fun results of the fireworks. Here's my favorite one: Another favorite of Anam and my Mum: And this one too: The rest are pretty cool. I <3...
Read Galatians 1:11-24 Can you look back at a point in your life and see a marked change from who you once were? Or, does your life still reflect much of the same things you did several years ago? Maybe you still use foul language or you’re still doing those things you knew you needed to stop...
She stopped behind me to greet some fellow students. I heard their chit chat, but didn't listen. As they said their goodbyes, she stopped in front of where I was sitting and turned her head to look at me. She waved as if we were friends so I hesitantly smiled and waved back. She compliments my top...
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leakproof thermoses will. 3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. 4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument...
"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day. "Mmm hmm." replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?" "Mmm hmm." "Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the...
"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave." - Martin Luther
During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degrees. “But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” remarked one of the trainees. “Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared....
”Health Benefits Of Being Overweight” A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits. Being five to ten pounds overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease,...
The Many Names of CHRIST To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is the Life. To the BUILDER He is the Sure Foundation. To the CARPENTER He is the...
"A deceased atheist is a man who is all dressed up with no place to go!"
This weekend I did something that I usually don't do...I went to a bridal shower. One of my friends, Tricia, is getting married for the first time. She is 38 and has found someone she considers her Prince Charming. I am really happy for her. But when I get married, I hope it goes a little...
We know not what tomorrow brings ... Although we plan ahead For only God alone can know ... the pathway we must tread. We cannot know the future ... not one minute nor one hour Each circumstance that we must face ... lay only in His power. It's vital that we live by faith ... from minute unto minute...
"Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately."
Galatians 1:6-12 6I marvel that you are turning away so soon from Him who called you in the grace of Christ, to a different gospel, 7which is not another; but there are some who trouble you and want to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8But even if we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel to...
Yesterday, the CA Supreme Court overturned a law attempting to define marriage as between a man and a woman. I feel dismayed by this ruling. Homosexuals around the country are unsurprisingly overjoyed by this. I do not doubt their sincerity and that most are good, decent people, but I completely...
This is my first time blogging, so we will see how it goes. Obviously, from the title of this blog, I am LDS (commonly known as mormon). I am from the Greater Los Angeles area, and have lived in Mexico and in China. I tell you this because I think it is informative. As it is for everyone, my prior...
Galatians 1:3-5 To the churches of Galatia: 3Grace to you and peace from God the Father and our Lord Jesus Christ, 4who gave Himself for our sins, that He might deliver us from this present evil age, according to the will of our God and Father, 5to whom be glory forever and ever. Amen. There are a...
When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die? When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer,...
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it, don't waste them away on exercise. Everything wears out eventually, speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life...
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