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When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die?
Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it, don't waste them away on exercise. Everything wears out eventually, speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life...
what's up everyone! Just about two weeks ago, a friend of mine asked me if i wanted to help him get his free playstation 3, based on a referral system. He told me he already got his 80 gig video iPOD and he was working towards his fee playstation now. Basically he gave me his referral link through...
There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions...
A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.
In the world of mergers and acquisitions, it's never over. Folks are selling their Yahoo shares after Microsoft abandoned its efforts to take over the company last weekend, but they might want to start buying again in July. Yes, Yahoo wanted more money than the company is worth (assuming one puts...
This seems familiar: [...] Because protectionism is an issue on which [economists] believe they have some special insight, they inflate its importance, and make free trade versus protectionism THE crucial issue in economic policy — which it isn’t. Trade barriers are a minor issue for the United...
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone will clean them?
TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC 10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys 9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in flesh 8. Spiritual armor would include virus protection software 7. "To live...
Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?" Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that...
A newly widowed man stood at the cemetery next to his wife's casket. When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well,...
I sort of expected this. I even placed a bet on it at hubdub.com, but it was a tiny bet because I sort of thought I'd be wrong. The deal was always bad for Microsoft, for Yahoo, for everyone, but I thought Microsoft was stupid enough to go through with it. Tonight's news shows that they're not as...
Our Xbox 360 has come back to us. Well, not exactly: it's a different, refurbished unit. But it looks fine, and no Red Ring of Death--just the good old Green Light of Happiness. It's also a lot quieter. The other one sounded like a slide projector; this one sounds like a modestly noisy PC. Anyway,...
What political camp are you part of this presidential election? Are you Democratic, Republican, or independent? And why is this question part of an information technology driven blog? As I open my email this morning I see a breaking news alert from CNN. I’m informed Rudy Giuliani may drop out of...
Holy Humor. A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?" "That's easy, Daddy..." the...
Dear Mr. President: How much money does the president make? Could you please write and tell me because if it isn't enough money then I will become a dentist. --Timoth U., age 7 Jamestown, NY When will we have a woman president? I am ready. --Brooke A, age 10 Peoria, IL Do you have any friends in...
History repeats itself 101. Back in the 1990s, computers powered by Intel’s Pentium processor and Microsoft’s Windows 95 operating system were taking over the world. Sales of Macs were tumbling, and in response, Apple allowed a selected number of WinTel computer makers to install its System 7 on...
"Three red lights flash on the Ring of Light" is the official description Microsoft gave my support ticket when the Xbox 360 went the way of the RRoD. Microsoft have done very well in their handling of the issue, sending out replacement Xbox's speedily. Here in New Zealand, a shipping label is...
In the current competitive scenario, the path to growth requires certain basic foundation stones. And linking to the World Wide Web is definitely an integral part of the growth plan of any organization that is looking at surviving and profiting in this scenario. Though the reasons for this are...
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