Train
I had to catch a train, so I got a really big mitt
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Postcard
Someone sent me a postcard picture of the earth. On the back it said, wish you were here
Frontiers
If you think there are no new frontiers, watch a boy ring the front doorbell on his first date - Olin Miller
Words
The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouths they've been in - Potter Original Photo - http://www.flickr.com/photos/alltheaces/2271696939/sizes/m/
Hindsight
Questionable Definitions - Hindsight n., What one experiences from changing too many diapers.
Carpe
Carpe Diem = Seize the day Carp In Denim = Fish in pants...
Denial
Believe nothing until it has been officially denied
Things on Thursday
Thumbs Down: Our house still hasn't sold yet. There's a lady who loves it and wants it but her husband doesn't think they need a new house. Feel free to pray that she changes his mind! I helped Ray grout the main bathroom yesterday. All I did was wipe off the excess and 3 of my fingers are split. I...
Forever
You're only young once, but you can be immature forever.
The Ultimate Rejection Letter
Herbert A. Millington Chair - Search Committee 412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University College Hill, MA 34109 Dear Professor Millington, Thank you for your letter of March 16. After careful consideration, I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me an assistant...
Learners
Those who want to learn listen; those who know everything interrupt
Ferret
A ferret is God's way of telling you nothing is childproof
Pharmacist
Questionable Definitions - Pharmacist n., A farm helper
Foot
Foot: A special device for finding furniture in the dark
Dinnertime Conversation ...
As my wife was eating this god-awful looking soup at the Chinese restaurant, she was using a ceramic type spoon they provided. I was eating my egg-drop soup with a regular teaspoon (I’m a Neanderthal). “I can’t use that type of spoon.” I commented. “Why not?” “My mouths not big enough...
Winners
A winner listens, a loser just waits until it is their turn to speak
Meet me at camera three
So funny. "Are you kidding me? Stick got in before ball? No."
Change
The more things change, the more they stay insane
Smoking
If you smoke after sex...You are going too fast
Rubberneck
Questionable Definitions - Rubberneck n., What you do to relax your wife.
