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Talent Zoo

Oldie but Goodie.

Every day I scour through who knows how many ads. And for every one that I fall in love with there has to be at least 10 I could have done without seeing. So there are times when re-stumbling upon an older ad that once made me cry from laughter, makes me remember why I truly love advertising. I was...

JJ

What happens if you say, "Screw You" to presidents or Prime ministers?

U.S.A. Nothing happens, you become famous, they make you write a book and you make millions of dollars. But meanwhile the President sues you and gets all the money you have. ENGLAND The Prime minister says "Screw you too"... FRANCE Millions of people supports you and says "Screw you" to the...

gotkube

Mega Man 3 Theme... With Lyrics!

I'm definitely counting down the days until Mega Man 9 is released on WiiWare (yeah yeah, it's coming on 360 and PS3 too- but it just seems right to play an 8-Bit game on a Nintendo system, no?). Seems I'm not the only one- and 8-Bit gaming is seriously on the verge of staging a comeback. (Never...

Groove Neuter

State of the Groove

I find myself in the unlikeliest of predicaments. I do not want to tell my friends how great parenting can be, for fear that their experience will not be so swell and make them feel lesser. I do not want to tell my friends how awful parenting can be, for fear that their trials will not be so great,...

Red Pen

Tidbits

I have been in a strange state of mind lately. Uninspired. Uninterested. Unmotivated. I haven't felt much like blogging, haven't taken or posted any photos, haven't reviewed or edited my vacation video and stills, haven't read many books, etc. It's weird and quite out of character. I hope I snap out...

Rojak and Cocktail

Definitions of words by gender...

THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car's hood. Male: The strap fastener on a woman's bra. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj. Female: Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another. Male: Playing football without a helmet. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n. Female: The open sharing of...

Duck

Oh, Yeah John McCain!

So, John McCain, Barack Obama is too young and inexperienced for the job of US President? Well, you're too old for it! Hear that? Seventy Two is too old to be elected leader of the United States. Here are some faces of 72: Do we want this in the White House? Or this Or this It's time we stopped...

the stitch lover

'the safe'

So William asked me to get the checkbook for a particular company we're managing from 'the safe' in the office's storage room. Note: I had never done this before. Previously, my contact with 'the safe' was always through Catherine (who has left, by the way) So anyway, I thought it would be a breeze....

Java Jane

Paris Hilton for President Video

Not a bad energy policy...LOL

Hieronymus

Paris For President

rogue

"I'll see you at the debates, bitches"

OK. I'm not sure what to think about Paris Hilton's "ad." There are so many questions, I don't know where to begin. But I will admit that I do find aspects of it amusing. Is that wrong?

Margy

After A Two Year Visit...

After a two year visit to the United States , Michelangelo's David returns to Italy ... His Proud Sponsors:

wildernesscat

Workout Time!

Today we're gonna do some workout while we're in the office. There are at least two methods for achieving that, one by buying special equipment... And one by reading a simple poem (assuming you read Russian, that is). Okay, let's get cranking!

South meets west

These are Monday's men

What a provocative blog title, eh?! These are Monday's men. The first one, tall, East Indian, from the Midwest. I met him at a coffee shop. He sat a bit hunched over as I notice most tallish men do. He had a nice smile and nice teeth, but it just could never work. He does more yoga than I do and...

E

I've got a golden ticket!

So I'm sitting in the DMV (Department of Motor Vehicles) for a LONG while. Luckily, other than being hungry--I hadn't had lunch yet, I sat in front of the TV in the "waiting" room. It just so happened that there were 2 chairs together right smack in front. Not only did I get the best seat in the...

Germane Jackson

I Have a Cheeseburger in My Possession, Currently

The thought of canned cheeseburger is only slightly more disturbing than the five-year-old tin can of Taiwanese Kraft cheese that smelled like a mouse autopsy... that my godmother gave me... for Christmas. I wish I were joking. more cat pictures

Work It Mom

You don't have to be old to be an "Expert Elderly" by Jeannie MacDonald on www.workitmom.com

The original article can be found here: http://www.workitmom.com/article-4804-you_dont_have_to_be_old_to_be_an_expert_elderly My friend Pat Carr is a smart, talented guy (Harvard MBA, president of his company). He’s also got a knack for describing ordinary things in a funny way. In Pat’s world,...

Margy

Time For a Laugh

Oh, and this is a good one!

Warren

Grand Theft Auto for the NES

Poetry

Moron Detector

WARNING!!! A fully functioning Moron Detector exists. It's called the internet. Every ill advised deed you allowed to be photographed will some day be displayed on a public web site. Lately several law breakers have had their sentences increased when pictures of the scofflaws, mocking the judicial...