Search: All languages | Full text
"We're all here to fart around. Don't let anyone tell you any different!" -Kurt Vonnegut, from A Man Without a Country As I am often wont to do, I've been spending a lot of my free time lately evaluating my religion, my spirituality, and my overall take on such matters. Also, as is common in these...
Read Galatians 1:11-24 Can you look back at a point in your life and see a marked change from who you once were? Or, does your life still reflect much of the same things you did several years ago? Maybe you still use foul language or you’re still doing those things you knew you needed to stop...
1. The tennis shoes you must replace today will go on sale next week. 2. Leakproof thermoses will. 3. The chances of a piece of bread falling with the grape jelly side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet. 4. The garbage truck will be two doors past your house when the argument...
"Do you love me with all your heart and soul?" asked Becky on Valentines Day. "Mmm hmm." replied Dave. "Do you think I'm the most beautiful girl in the world?" "Mmm hmm." "Do you think my lips are like rose petals?" "Mmm hmm." "Oh Dave," gushed Becky, "you say the most beautiful things!"
A local priest and pastor stood by the side of the road holding up a sign that said, "The End is Near! Turn yourself around now before it's too late!" They planned to hold up the sign to each passing car. "Leave us alone, you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the...
"Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave." - Martin Luther
During basic army training, a sergeant was telling his group how a submachine gun sprayed bullets. He drew a circle on a blackboard and announced that it had 260 degrees. “But, sergeant, all circles have 360 degrees,” remarked one of the trainees. “Don’t be stupid,” the sergeant roared....
”Health Benefits Of Being Overweight” A new report suggests that being overweight is not as harmful as is commonly believed, and actually confers some surprising benefits. Being five to ten pounds overweight could protect people from ailments ranging from tuberculosis to Alzheimer's disease,...
The Many Names of CHRIST To the ARTIST He is the One Altogether Lovely. To the ARCHITECT He is the Chief Corner Stone. To the BAKER He is the Living Bread. To the BANKER He is the Hidden Treasure. To the BIOLOGIST He is the Life. To the BUILDER He is the Sure Foundation. To the CARPENTER He is the...
"A deceased atheist is a man who is all dressed up with no place to go!"
We know not what tomorrow brings ... Although we plan ahead For only God alone can know ... the pathway we must tread. We cannot know the future ... not one minute nor one hour Each circumstance that we must face ... lay only in His power. It's vital that we live by faith ... from minute unto minute...
"Sin wouldn't be so attractive, if the wages were paid immediately."
Galatians 1:6-12 6I marvel that you are turning away so soon from Him who called you in the grace of Christ, to a different gospel, 7which is not another; but there are some who trouble you and want to pervert the gospel of Christ. 8But even if we, or an angel from heaven, preach any other gospel to...
"When I became convinced that the Universe is natural that all the ghosts and gods are myths, there entered into my brain, into my soul, into every drop of my blood, the sense, the feeling, the joy of freedom. The walls of my prison crumbled and fell, the dungeon was flooded with light and all the...
Galatians 1:3-5 To the churches of Galatia: 3Grace to you and peace from God the Father and our Lord Jesus Christ, 4who gave Himself for our sins, that He might deliver us from this present evil age, according to the will of our God and Father, 5to whom be glory forever and ever. Amen. There are a...
Advertisement
Recently favorited on Vox
