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Heather

My Two New Favorite Jokes

Q: How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb? A: I used to like that joke last year, before it became so popular... Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? A: He worked it out with a pencil!

Joe Shmo

Oh, Nevermind.

I opened this account so I could comment on this post. I've come to realize that it doesn't matter if I can identify with todays youth. They look like coked out trailer park trash that got turned loose in a Goodwill to me, but what the fuck do I know? I'm 32.

Rommel Wood

Where wayfarers and cell phones go to die.

I don't know if you heard but Central Park got 2 inches of rain this past weekend. More notably it got that much rain during the SummerStage concert I was at. Rendering both my best friend and my cell phones completely water logged and useless. (She has informed me that when I arrive home tonight I...

INTERNET

Woody Allen vs. Hipsters

No doubt it's been a long, drawn-out battle between established writer, director, and actor Woody Allen and those that epitomize "kitsch," but it has finally materialized into a lawsuit against American Apparel, for "blatant misappropriation and commercial use of Allen's image." Hey hipsters, here's...

Amy Silbergeld

Every Little Thing

take me to the corner table at café septieme and i will draw your picture on the paper tablecloth smaller with a stolen ink meet me at the newsstand broadway and john we’ll buy black book and the times give alac fake numbers then order german chocolate cake at the b and o ask for the whole...

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