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1) When I die, I want to die like my grandfather--who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.' --Author Unknown 2) Advice for the day: If you have a lot of tension and you get a headache, do what it says on the aspirin bottle: 'Take two aspirin' and 'Keep away...
Conrad Jupiters, QLD - Went with my usual, yet absolutely FABULOUS! company for a dinner (seafood) buffet. After which, went towards the Casino area. Thing is, they won't let me in. They won't believe I'm TWENTY SIX already. They told me I'm too young to be 18. My cousins backed me up to tell me I'm...
It would seem that everything funny happens at McDonalds. I went there to pick up lunch because, well, I'm hungry and I'm gonna die one day anyways, so I might as well enjoy myself while I'm here. Ordering was smooth and fast today and hooray, there's my order. Even though it's only 2 things, I...
hey c'mon, amsterdam might be a city of many vices, but at least leave the tourists alone... the papers today carried a rather interesting article; a particularly interesting comment went something like this, "after 3 weeks of watching ch*na blow the GDPs of several small nations on fireworks alone,...
NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids each for six weeks. Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes . There is no fast food. Each man must take care of his 3 kids ; keep his assigned house clean , correct all homework ,...
*note...this joke is best to be read/told aloud....using a soft southern drawl as it was told to me! :) And the punchline will only make sense if you say it aloud. A group of southern belles were gathered together for one May afternoon and for a bit of fun, one of the belles (Anna-belle) decided to...
This photo always gives me a laugh. Can't help feeling they could have worded it a little differently. No idea where it is.
Well my husband - a tradie - has found this new quality magazine. It came free from the bottle shop. And the lovely girls on the front do a centrefold as well. In bikinis, holding very large power tools. I'm sure there are some kind of OH & S safety rules about that. Anyway it has a joke page -...
Another "list" that cheered me up .... A Good Pun is its Own Reword from Ian's Messy Desk by Ian McKenzie 1. A man’s home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. 2. Dijon vu - the same mustard as before. 3. Shotgun wedding: A case of wife or death. 4. A hangover is the wrath of grapes. 5. Sea...
This list came through my email this morning and made me smile. I thought I'd share this :-D Idioms by Karam Singh Walia Kemana tumpahnya kuah kalau tidak ke bawah Tak lapuk dek hujan, tak lekang macam rambutan Tiada rotan, pelempang berguna juga Biar lambat asalkan tak cepat Biar putih tulang,...
I bumped into this short clip while browsing and I like this a lot ... Sometimes when you don't really want to do something, you'll find something else to do to satisfy yourself that something is actually being done. The actual task at hand remains undone .... Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
..... endorsed by Nike :-P
These are the funny finds for the week: just to give a cheer or a lift for the day:)
I have a new favourite website. I'm probably behind in some big web trend, but I recommend you spend your Friday afternoon reading this site.
But I do love Popbitch for its wrong humour. From this week's newsletter: >> Dark humour << Joker laughs at bat AIDS During the filming of The Dark Knight Heath Ledger kept a notebook to help him get in character, detailing all the things that he felt the Joker would find funny. The first entry:...
Cats and dogs are a classic example of the animal kingdom's "sworn enemies". Of course, such animalistic tradition isn't written in stone; in fact, these species tend to become the greatest of friends. I've seen news and documentaries of how these furry little creatures coexist peacefully. Despite...
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