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Mark

Can you answer this riddle?

When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die? When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer,...

Jim Hewitt Writing

The Christmas Tree

Christmas traditionally is supposed to be about faith, family, love, food, gifts, and should be, in general, a fun time. Think back to your first memory of Christmas. Most likely, it probably includes a memory of a decorated and brightly lit tree. A smile can always be seen on even the most selfish...

Mark

Tips for Healthy Living Not Recommended by Any Credible Health Association

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it, don't waste them away on exercise. Everything wears out eventually, speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life...

jacolily

Vox Hunt: Six String

Show us your guitar. Submitted by Sean J. O'Rourke. I don't play but some of my sweeties do!

InsideDGW

DGW Episode 565

Snappy Video Snapshot Screen Capture Device Link: Atomic Internet Dick's Gadget Warehouse This is not a reproduction of an Easter Island statue, but a product from the mid 1990's, made by Play Inc, called the Snappy Video Snapshot. You connected it to a parallel port of the computer. It had...

Mark

one clever kid

There was a student who wanted to be admitted to the University. He was smart enough to get through the written test, a GED, and was to appear for the personal interview. Later, as the interview progressed, the interviewer found this boy to be bright since he could answer all the questions...

Mark

Pull the plug

A man and his wife are sitting in the living room and he says to her: "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state dependent on some machine. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife gets up and unplugs the TV.

Mark

Gas station bathrooms

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid that someone will clean them?

Mark

TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC

TOP TEN THINGS THE APOSTLE PAUL WOULD HAVE DONE IF HE HAD A PC 10. Download MP3's of the Righteous Brothers for entertainment while on those long, tedious missionary journeys 9. Visit WebMD.com about that persistent pain in flesh 8. Spiritual armor would include virus protection software 7. "To live...

Mark

words to the young man wanting to date your daughter

Alan asks, "I know you're crazy about that little daughter of yours, Steve. What are you going to do when she starts to date?" Steve says, "I figure I'll take the first young man aside, put my arm around his shoulder, and pull him close to me so that only he can hear. Then I'll say, "Do you see that...

Mark

”Graveside Observation”

A newly widowed man stood at the cemetery next to his wife's casket. When the graveside service had no more than terminated, there was a tremendous burst of thunder accompanied by a distant lightning bolt and more rumbling thunder. The little old man looked at the pastor and calmly said, "Well,...

Mark

Holy Humor.

Holy Humor. A father was approached by his small son who told him proudly, "I know what the Bible means!" His father smiled and replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' what the Bible means? The son replied, "I do know!" "Okay," said his father. "What does the Bible mean?" "That's easy, Daddy..." the...

Mark

Kid's letters to the president

Dear Mr. President: How much money does the president make? Could you please write and tell me because if it isn't enough money then I will become a dentist. --Timoth U., age 7 Jamestown, NY When will we have a woman president? I am ready. --Brooke A, age 10 Peoria, IL Do you have any friends in...

Mark

Still the same

Cronkhite

Christmas 2007

Here are a couple of videos from Christmas at The Carses in Madison, LA. Evan, Kendall and Mason really had a great time together. The cutest memory this past season was of Evan and Kendall playing Joseph and Mary with Evan's shark tent as the stable.

Strive2Be

Culture QotW: School Play

What role did you play in your school play? I performed in a lot of plays while in elmentary school. I just loved getting out there and acting. But TWICE....once at school and another time in an organization I belonged to....I was cast as the Virgin Mary at Christmas. I'm not sure, but I think I may...

Mark

Ezra 9&10

Ezra 9&10 Revival is breaking out in the land and then…. Tap, Tap… uh, Ezra, we have some bad news for you, some of the folk around here, well…. They kinda took foreign wives for themselves. To which, Ezra becomes terribly upset tearing his clothes, hair and beard and as he sits there in grief...

Cat

QotD: Won't You Be My Neighbor?

What are your neighbors like? (The ones you live near or next to, not the ones in your Vox neighborhood!) My neighbours are in their 70's. She is extremely obese and spends all day on the verandah yelling at Him to get her food, get to the shops or get her out of the chair. They have 4 dogs and as...

Mark

Ezra 7&8

Ezra 7&8 Several things of interest take place in these 2 chapters, first, some sixty years have passed since the completion of the temple and Artaxerxes I, the stepson of Queen Esther is ruler. He too is sympathetic to the Jewish people and the God of Israel and he charges Ezra the scribe, who is...

smaru

111. Snowflakes Christmas

"Like snowflakes, my Christmas memories gather and dance - each beautiful, unique and too soon gone."