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TeamTBC

Fake Debates, Make Believe Polls, & Blackouts

read this article from our guest author: thenothing Once again, rogue bloggers are left to ponder this question towards their growing community. As fake war uncles and imaginary bridges are debated upon no one mentions the other people ready to prove their worth to the American public. The biggest...

Chezz - C'Tack!

The real reasons 'some' Americans are stocking up on Ammo.

This is a follow up post from: "Praise the Lord! Hoard the Ammo! Hey save some for us!" Obviously this list is not exhaustive, but these are the reasons I found while searching the net as to why some** Americans are stockpiling guns and ammo. Some Americans are stocking up on ammo because: Eighty...

nfrankopan

And so it begins …

Obama’s team retaliated to Palin’s weekend attack (linking Obama to Ayers see below) with a counter-offensive about McCain’s involvement with a savings and loans fraudster from the 1980s. Though seemingly relevant, this piece is somewhat academic in its material and message. Its effect will...

Em5459

I'm sore

STUPID COLD MAKES MY KNEES ACHE I know right? I sound like someone's Grandmother! Arrrgh! It is ridiculous right now at the amount of pain I am in considering my age! My next door neighbour Gloria, has the same problems but she is 65! Gosh! I put on our heater and I am wearing my guard, but they...

Felicia Jane

An Ode to America

An Excerpt From A Romanian Newspaper: An Outsider's View Of America..: We rarely get a chance to see another country's editorial about the USA. Read this excerpt from a Romanian Newspaper. The article was written by Mr. Cornel Nistorescu and published under the title 'C'ntarea Americii, meaning 'Ode...

Normulator

"WE will never forget! (And that's a whole lot of bunches of WE!)"

"WE will never forget! (And that's a whole lot of bunches of WE!)" By: Ed Evans I sat in a movie theater watching "Schindler's List," asked myself, "why didn't the Jews fight back?" Now I know why. I sat in a movie theater, watching "Pearl Harbor" and asked myself, "Why weren't we prepared?" Now I...

Rottin' in Denmark

Cornbread

is what I've decided to make for the awesomest neighbors ever. It's easy to make, pig-free and the closest thing to ethnic food Americans can offer to foreigners. Ramadan just started two nights ago (good call, Drude), so I'm gonna bring it over there like two hours before sundown, since I don't...

Rottin' in Denmark

Why are Americans such assholes to each other abroad?

Me: [cocktail party greeting] Drunk Californian acquaintance: Hey, I saw you chatting with my ex-boyfriend over there. Me: Oh, did you guys date? Drunk Californian acquaintance: He usually goes for older guys, around our age. Me: Oh, I thought I was younger than you. Drunk Californian acquaintance:...

DebC

Dear McCain

"I pledge that tomorrow night and if necessary throughout our convention, we will act as Americans and not as Republicans because America needs us now," McCain said Sunday. You should be Americans all the time, not just act like when the opportunity arises to look concerned, caring or generous....

Rottin' in Denmark

Limp 'rists

Tourist #1: [On the train. American, judging by the volume.] Danes sure dress different, huh? Tourist #2: Specially the women. I feel like I want to squeeze everybody's tits together. Tourist #1: The dudes be wearing some weird shit, man. Look at that dude's shirt. Tourist #2: The fuck does it say...

SmokeyC4

Currupt System

Hello Fans & Friends and welcome back to Smokeys C4 News & Views and im Coyote Lee. It has been a long time since ive wrote a column here at vox.com. I have spent several weeks that turned in to month building my website theclubc4.com and after I had my site almost completed it was hacked and I had...

thesneakybandit

Come as you are...

It seems that some places in The States are refusing to sell condoms based on the fact it contravenes their religious beliefs. Ironically, these mostly seem to be the same states which adhere to a 'thou shalt not kill' way of life as they tote their rifle down to the local gun club. Of course a...

Normulator

Episode 41 LET'S NOT OFFEND The Sgt. Freedom Campaign

Episode 41 LET'S NOT OFFEND The Sgt. Freedom Campaign Uploaded By gbeckerswetzel

Katranon

Baltimore! Part II

Liquid Earth- love it! So on my second solo outing to Fells Point, I ran across Liquid Earth. This is the friendly vegan/vegetarian joint you’ve been looking for. The staff were so fun and friendly, that it was easy to see it as one of those joints you just end up falling in love with and coming...

TruthTeller998

U.S. Expands Visa Program for Iraqis [this is long overdue]

The 10-fold expansion of a system to help threatened Iraqi employees obtain U.S. visas and ultimately citizenship comes after criticism over delays. U.S. Expands Visa Program for Iraqis The New York Times By ALISSA J. RUBIN Published: July 25, 2008 BAGHDAD — The American Embassy in Baghdad...

Rottin' in Denmark

Deft American bilingualism: Madrid music festival edition

The lead singer of the American band The Breeders between songs: We're going to play a Beatles cover. We think this song is really one of the classics ... What's the Mexican word for 'classic'? You're not in Mexico right now. Mexico is not the same as Spain. You flew nine hours to get here, not...

Joe Shmo

I See Fat People

I just saw the most awesome thing on the news. It was a segment about McDonalds and blah tomatoes blah blah. Thing is, they showed exterior shots of a McDonalds drive through, all the cars in line were big SUV’s. I thought to myself, that image pretty much sums up a lot of America’s problems....

WICKED VOODOO SEX: KATE'S BLOG ABOUT VOODOO AND LIFE IN GENERAL

SPACE ALIENS WANT OUR BOTTOMS

WICKED VOODOO SEX: KATE'S BLOG ABOUT VOODOO AND LIFE IN GENERAL

SPACE ALIENS WANT OUR BOTTOMS

It will be a funny old world when the space aliens finally get us and America turns our planet into a theme park. According to the latest theories, our chums across the pond have been trading human beings with their chums from across the universe for the last 60 years since Roswell. The American...

gunderson bee

Freedom disappears in bits and pieces ("silent encroachment")

“Hold on, my friends, to the Constitution and to the Republic for which it stands. Miracles do not cluster, and what has happened once in 6000 years, may not happen again. Hold on to the Constitution, for if the American Constitution should fail, there will be anarchy throughout the world.”...