OK, before I get started, this? This is weird. What bass ackward person wants melon scented underwear? And, the even bigger question is, what cunt hating asshat invented melon scented underwear? Probably the same guy who invented those "feminine hygene" sprays that smell like "rain" or "English...
I saw this on Random Musing's blog, and when I looked at mine it was (for the most part) right-on. So I decided I had to go ahead and post it: SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. OK, this one may not exactly be on the mark as I don't think anyone who knows me would use either of these words to...
Lindsay Lohan posed nude as Marilyn Monroe in the spring fashion issue of New York Magazine. Do you think recreating Monroe's last photo shoot before her 1962 death was a good career move for Lindsay? I've seen the photos.... found them very uninspiring.... for reasons I can't explain, I find her...
I'm totally hyped over the Squenix Party! I want to say so much but since I'm still computer-less and I can't really do any decent entries at work. I'll just share an AMV that I love. Squenix + UVERworld fangirling in one post <3! The AMV is based on Last Order: Final Fantasy VII OVA and music is...
Our cleaning lady comes on Thursdays – we've established a pretty good routine when it comes to managing this. We both do the "pre-clean" the night before, I'm responsible for writing her a little note about what to clean, and Adam is responsible for hitting the ATM (we pay her cash) the night...
Go here to see mockups: http://ruby-ray.com/dtmp/ And here's a rambling guide to each mockup: Bear Prints Ver 1: Body background will be tiling bear print pattern with paw prints shrinking in size as it goes down, and gradient to black by about 1/3 the height of the browser window. 800 pixel width...
We offered to cat sit for one of my work friends... he and his wife were over for fondue last week and mentioned that they were taking a vacation soon. That night I shared the story of another cat we took care of - Basil. We had a scare within 10min of him being dropped off, because I thought I...
One of the guys I worked with told me about the dilema he was having regarding his wife's birthday. They both play tennis and she wants a new tennis racquet. The question he posed to me was whether or not he could just give her his racquet to her as a birthday present. He isn't a big fan of his...
Last Monday I was sitting in a bar waiting for some friends to show up and this random guy asked me if I had ever been told that I look like someone famous. I replied that back in the late 80s, when I had very curly hair and Dirty Dancing had just come out that people used to say I looked like...
I've been on facebook for a few months now and like it much better than MySpace, which I rarely use. Since then I've received some random friend requests including people I knew in highschool but was never really friends with and bizarre friends-of-acquaitences looking to increase the amount of...
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