Waiting on the Cubs to Change

Inspired by another classic Cub collapse. "Waiting on the Cubs to Change" ©2008 Adam Simon and Howard Segal. Based on the song "Waiting on the World to Change" ©2006 John Mayer.

Let's redesign the Google logo!

A Pastor stood up once and spoke in my Church, and he said there are three international words that he can use in any country to any congregation. The first one is Hallelujah, the second is Amen, and the last one is Coca-Cola! One thing we know is that the Coca-Cola brand is easy to recognize, we...

The Cubs are Cursed.

In 1945, the last time the Cubs appeared in the World Series, Billy Goat tavern owner Sam Siannis attempted to bring a Goat into Wrigley field. When he was not allowed to do so, he put a Curse on the Cubs- that they would never again win a world series. Until last night, I thought the Curse was...

Sarah Biden: Vice-Presidential meltdown.

Victor Davis Hanson writes a parody using Sarah Palin’s name yet pointing out the many gaffe’s of Joe Biden. I had no idea the classical historian had such a sense of humor. At first I was outraged being kind of slow to realize a classicist was utilizing such wit in political humor. Then I...

VDH on Sarah P. via NRO

Victor Davis Hanson: Journalists continue to ask, “What was John McCain thinking in selecting the gaffe-prone Gov. Sarah Palin?” In what has now become a disturbing pattern, the Alaska governor seems either unable or unwilling to avoid embarrassing statements that are often as untrue as they are...

Play Ball

For My Hector

A tribute to the world's greatest board operator and assistant producer, Hector Soriano. Johnny always makes fun of Hector, asking him to come over for romantic evenings. And Hector says NO!! I hesitated to use Brown Boy, nickname coined by another contributor. But it just fit properly. I love...

With Apologies To Walt Whitman...

With apologies to Walt Whitman… I do hope that this is premature or that better yet, it does not come to this at all. But I can hope in one hand and shit in the other and guess which one fills up first? O Country! My Country! I thought this nasty war was done; These Soldiers weather'd every...

McCain Now Longing for “Familiar Brutality”

WASHINGTON — Presidential hopeful John McCain announced Friday that he has recently been suffering an insatiable longing for “the unyielding influence of a savage and unrelenting torture session.” The comment came after the Arizona Senator was questioned regarding his campaign’s flip-flop...

The OBAMA GIRL and RALPH NADER Show!

Obama Girl and Ralph Nader are sharing an office. BarelyPolitical: http://www.barelypolitical.com Nader: http://votenader.org/debates Register to Vote: http://voteforchange.com

Tractor Beam

A Credit Worthy Society

A Credit Worthy Society By Zak Arthur Klemmer The phone rang the other day and it was a former colleague who is part of the far left Coalition for Credit Fairness and as luck would have it is an insider with the Obama campaign. To make a long story short I was offered a commission to write a speech...

Wassup Holmes

Now you, if you are in the USA, can watch more of their stuff on famouslastnerds.com. Me, being as I reside in the UK, cannot. Sob. It's off ahunting in YouTube for me!

cobra starship + jonathan saunders

this is too funny. "Yo check it out I've got a plan, here's my intention The frat boys in the club are just lame, let's start an altercation" and jonathan saunder's spring 2009 collection is so pretty. i love vivid colors. spring 2009 ready-to-wear model: sasha pivovarova photographer: marcio...

Star Trek: The Love Boat Edition

Somehow, this appealed to my inner Nerd. And Star Trek fan.

I Don't Need No Doctor

Subject: Don't Need No Doctor, Johnny B knows what's ailing Me. A tribute to your fine show (from: Howard aka suck up, kiss ass) From: hsmd@mac.com Date: September 7, 2008 6:45:13 PM CDT To: eatmejb@wlup.com Cc: VArgento@wlup.com Sent in mp3 format directly to your converter. Hope you enjoy this...

John McCain: "Reformed Maverick"

Baracky II, A Revealing Look at Election '08

I'm Running for President.!!!!

A Vote for Normie is a vote for victory

Dear Fashion Designers for Plus Size Chicks,

I would like to inform you that you have horrible taste, and there should be a plus size specialization in fashion designer college. I want to point out that empire waists, and capped sleeves are bad choices for us plus size people. Empire waist shirts make EVERYONE look pregnant even those little...