I love the Onion!

So funny that it makes me cry!

Palin Unveils 9/11 Firefighter Cousin, Reformed Lesbian Niece, Naturalized Mexican Half Brother

The Onion - Chezza's number one news source, keeping her reliably updated on the world's most important news. The Onion - The only news source worth paying attention to. Even more reliable than FOX.

Darwin Miracle

Thanks for the Linkyloo from The Onion, lurkie! :D http://www.theonion.com/content/news/evolutionists_flock_to_darwin Dayton, TN A steady stream of devoted evolutionists continued to gather in this small Tennessee town today to witness what many believe is an image of Charles Darwin—author of The...

The Onion

Classic stuff from The Onion Transgendered Sea Anemone Denounced As 'Abomination' By ClergyHuntsville, Alabama A coalition of Baptist clergymen spoke out Monday against the Telia felina, a transgendered sea anemone they are decrying as "base and depraved." Enlarge Image The dually gendered Telia...

Deadly Virus Sweeping China Is Just Olympic Fever

The Chinese government explained that the fatal disease is caused by the excitement of the Olympics, not infected birds, as was previously reported.

Indie Music On TV

One thing I've noticed lately is a trend towards having indie music in TV ads and TV shows. It makes sense to me... From an indie artist's perspective, they have to support their art SOMEHOW, and at least doing ads and TV shows gets their music to a wider audience. From a TV/ad executive's...

'Cosmopolitan' Completes Study On How To Please Your Man

Cosmo scientists have finally cataloged every single way to satisfy your man's carnal cravings by stimulating his secret sex zones.

The best thing about Weeds...

I have to say I love this show. I love that they address real issues and put everything in perspective. I mean, pot use is really a fact of life in America, whether it's illegal or not, and I think because Mary-Louise Parker's character defies the stereotype of a pot smoker it just puts a great spin...

Love Triangles

Am I the only one whose favorite storyline was in the very beginning, when Lucas was interested in Nathan's girlfriend (Peyton)? I know it didn't last very long and played itself out pretty quickly but for some reason love triangles in general always really interest me. I was also really into the...

Indie Music On TV

One thing I've noticed lately is a trend towards having indie music in TV ads and TV shows. It makes sense to me... From an indie artist's perspective, they have to support their art SOMEHOW, and at least doing ads and TV shows gets their music to a wider audience. From a TV/ad executive's...

"...so I could be lovely for you"

"I didn't eat for three days so I could be lovely for you." Cassie Ainsworth, SKINS That's one of my favorite quotes... I think everyone has probably felt like that a time or two, especially while growing up. Between peer pressure and pressure from family pressure it's hard NOT to feel like that,...

If you want to talk about emotional...

I think one of the most emotional times in anyone's life is the last few years of high school... There's so much pressure and so much effort being put into figuring out who you are. It's also when we're all making all of our mistakes, which has a huge emotional impact. I think for me the worst part...

Nicholas Holt!

Britain has always had such a great tradition of acting, and I think you'll have to agree that Nicholas Holt is one of Britain's most promising new talents. He was really moving in "About A Boy" with Hugh Grant... His performance was reviewed better than Hugh's in many cases! Honestly I can't wait...

Thank GOD for BBC America

I don't know about you guys, but I've always felt a little disappointed by American TV. Some of it is good but I've just never been too excited about it. I've always much preferred foreign shows, such as the BBC's programming. The characters are just so much more realistic, or maybe it's just that...

A little bit of Britain in the US!

I don't know about you guys, but I've always felt a little disappointed by American TV. Some of it is good but I've just never been too excited about it. I've always much preferred foreign shows, such as Degrassi (from Canada). The characters are just so much more realistic, or maybe it's just that...

While we're waiting for Degrassi...

I don't know about you guys, but since the last season of Degrassi ended I've been missing it like crazy. Especially Marco, he'll always be my favorite! The things I've heard about Season 8 sound promising but it's going to be awhile before we get it here in the US :( I need something to fill the...

knol.

I know this sounds like it may or may not be a painfully boring little post o' mine, but then I guess it'll just fit right in with the rest of them. I mean, give me a break. I can't be as exciting as the rest of you all the time. So, the topic of the moment: Knol. Now if you don't know what Knol is,...

Study Finds Youths Don't Follow Office Politics

Organizations hope to make youth see importance of getting prime parking spaces or a new desk lamp.

Volatile India-Pakistan Standoff In 11,680th Day

The threat of nuclear war hangs over the region with no end in sight, just as it has for the past three decades.

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