Bah-ba-ba-ba-bah-da-da-da-bah, bah-ba-ba-da-da-ba-ba-ba-bah!
When I look back on my life, I realize that I've done some great things. I sang Cole Porter songs from the top of the Eiffel Tower. I wrote 50 poems in one night. I allowed complete strangers to determine the style of my facial hair. It's been an enjoyable life so far, but I haven't done the one...
